A Day at the Races
Directed by: Sam Wood
Written by: Robert Pirosh, George Seaton, Robert Pirosh, George Seaton, George Oppenheimer
Starring: The Marx Brothers
Calculando Calrissian 2000: Prepare for a painful flesh removal process with this perfectly calculated joke:
Q: What does the AFI have in common with a graveyard earthworm prostitute?
A: Both of them like to suck dead people's dicks!
Seanbaby: We get it, AFI. You think the Marx Brothers are hilarious. Maybe you're right. One of them has to talk with a horn, and that kind of makes him like a handicapped goose-man. But how many of their movies are you going to put on this list? Isn't there a law against sucking this much dead person dick?
Mark doing a funny AFI voice: "Quite right, good fellow! However, I cannot discuss the details of these laws because I'm dreadfully afraid my mouth is quite full of dead person dick! Mmmphhhmmm! Mmmmphhlle!"
Directed by: Bobby & Peter Farrelly
Written by: Mort Nathan & Barry Fanaro
Starring: Bill Murray, Woody Harrelson, Randy Quaid, Chris Elliot, Vanessa Angel
Seanbaby: This movie has it's moments, but it seems like when one of the main characters had a rubber hand, there should have been way more rubber hand jokes. In fact, if the Farrelly brothers would have focused entirely on rubber hand jokes, replaced Woody Harrelson and Randy Quaid with Sean and Marlon Wayans, and named their film something like "Talk to the Hand!" or just "Booty Time!", they'd be millionaires. They wouldn't be making feature films starring Cameron Diaz. They'd be making home movies of themselves eating sushi off her hoo-ha.