#65 (AFI):
Horse Feathers
Year: 1932
Directed by: Norman Z. McLeod
Written by: Will B. Johnstone, Bert Kalmar, S.J. Perelman, Harry Ruby
Starring: Groucho, Harpo, Chico, and Zeppo Marx
Seanbaby: If the AFI stopped laughing for a few minutes, they could use their ancientness to help our scientists. Historians could ignore the long, unsexy process of carbon dating and just hand dinosaur bones to an AFI member. They'd pull the monocle out of their undead eye and say, "Oh, my good fellow! This pelvic bone belonged to Ted! No need for carbon dating, my dear boy! I was there on his 2,000,000th birthday! Let me tell you of one afternoon when Ted slipped on a pile of Protoceratops dung! Goodness, he fell with what can only be described as the 17th Funniest Dinosaur Antic of all time! Ha ha ha-ckkgh! My dear! I've coughed up a spider!"
And yes, that's Groucho Marx erotically ironing a football player's belly on the cover of this movie. Good luck figuring that one out, scientists.
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#65 (IFLS):
Beyond the Valley of the Dolls
Year: 1970
Directed by: Russ Meyer
Written by: Roger Ebert, Russ Meyer
Starring: Dolly Read, Cynthia Myers, Marcia McBroom, Charles Napier, Death Stalker II's John Lazar
Seanbaby: I don't remember anything worth mentioning about this movie, so here's a picture of when creepy director Russ Meyer hypnotized all the bikini girls and poked them while they were asleep.
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